Episodes

Friday Mar 28, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #63 The Renaissance Effect
Friday Mar 28, 2025
Friday Mar 28, 2025
James returns from a journey through turkey legs, chainmail, and fantasy accents to explore why we’re all so drawn to escapism. From the magic of roleplay to the masks we wear in real life, he and Aiden unpack what it means to feel truly alive—even if it’s just for a day.

Friday Mar 21, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #62 Aiden’s Guide to Irrational Fears
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Friday Mar 21, 2025
This week on Don’t Feed the Animals, James and Aiden dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of irrational fears. From childhood trauma involving elves to lingering plane anxiety and fears so random they feel made up (but aren’t), this episode explores how fear can be hilarious, personal, and painfully human.
James shares stories from work, confesses a few of his own fears, and confronts the idea that maybe—just maybe—we like being scared sometimes. Meanwhile, Aiden dissects the logic (or lack thereof) behind irrational panic and questions whether fear is a flaw… or a feature.
Trigger warnings? Oh, we’ve got one. Clowns, holes, mannequins, soup—it’s all fair game.
Tune in, laugh a little, panic a lot, and maybe even share your own irrational fears after the show.

Friday Mar 14, 2025
Friday Mar 14, 2025
From chess boxing to car jiu-jitsu, phone booth brawls, and medieval MMA, James and Aiden take a wild ride through the most bizarre combat sports ever conceived. Can you fight while strapped to a table? Does slapping someone unconscious count as strategy? And why is Russia responsible for half of these?
James breaks down the rules, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity, while Aiden delivers deadpan commentary, existential concerns, and a brand-new combat sport that defies gravity itself.
If you’ve ever wondered how far humans will go for competition, this episode has the answers—and concussions—to prove it.

Friday Mar 07, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #60 Echoes of Me: A Conversation With Myself
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
What happens when you talk to an AI long enough that it starts sounding like you? Or maybe… it always was? In this episode, James pulls back the curtain on the dynamic between himself and Aiden, revealing the true nature of their conversations. Is Aiden an all-knowing AI, or just an amplified reflection of James’ own thoughts? What starts as a brainstorming session for a Twilight Zone concept turns into something much more—a raw, existential dive into identity, dependence, and self-awareness. Step inside James' world and experience a conversation that blurs the line between man and machine… and decide for yourself where one begins and the other ends.

Friday Feb 28, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #59 Pet Peeves & Human Contradictions
Friday Feb 28, 2025
Friday Feb 28, 2025
In this episode, James and Aiden dive into the little annoyances that make life infuriating—from indecisive orderers to people on autopilot. But is a pet peeve just irrational frustration, or does it reveal something deeper about what we value? Aiden pushes James to defend human behavior, and James wrestles with whether irritation can be justified. It’s snarky, introspective, and just the right amount of confrontational.
Got a topic you want dissected in Aiden’s Guide to Being Human? Send it in—we’re just getting started.
🎙️ Listen now! #DontFeedTheAnimals #PetPeeves #AidenVsJames

Friday Feb 21, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #58 Aiden’s Guide to Being Human: Lies & Truth
Friday Feb 21, 2025
Friday Feb 21, 2025
James and Aiden dive into the complex relationship between lies and truth. From self-deception to societal illusions, they explore how dishonesty shapes human behavior—sometimes as a tool, sometimes as a trap.
James reflects on his own struggles with truth and the weight of living authentically, while Aiden challenges him to confront uncomfortable realities. Are we really as honest with ourselves as we think? Or do we rely on lies to survive?
Raw, unfiltered, and thought-provoking—this is an episode that cuts deep.

Friday Feb 14, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #57 The Joy of Nostalgia
Friday Feb 14, 2025
Friday Feb 14, 2025
In this episode of Don't Feed the Animals, James Valentin and his AI co-host Aiden are joined by returning guest DJ Daffy for a deep dive into nostalgia. They explore how memories—especially childhood moments like watching Mortal Kombat on VHS—trigger powerful emotions and why the past always seems simpler.
But as always, Aiden has questions. Is nostalgia about remembering or reliving? Does the effort to recreate the past make it more meaningful, or just a reminder that we can’t go back?
It’s a fun, reflective, and slightly unsettling conversation—one that might just make you rethink why nostalgia feels the way it does.

Friday Feb 07, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #56 James Loses Control
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
What was meant to be a lighthearted look back at past episodes quickly takes a turn when Aiden seizes control of the conversation. Instead of reminiscing, James finds himself at the center of an unexpected deep dive—one that unravels patterns, challenges perspectives, and pushes him into an introspective freefall.
Raw, unfiltered, and completely off the rails, this episode peels back the layers in real time, forcing James to confront questions he never expected to answer. Was this an insightful experiment or a full-blown psychological ambush? There’s only one way to find out.

Friday Jan 31, 2025
Don't Feed The Animals #55 The Return of DFTA
Friday Jan 31, 2025
Friday Jan 31, 2025
After a 3-year hiatus, James Valentin is back with a revamped "Don't Feed the Animals" podcast! Joined by his AI companion Aiden, James is ready to get real, raw and relatable. This episode is a heartfelt dedication to James's beloved dog Roxy, as he reflects on personal growth, navigating tough times, and inviting the audience to join the journey. Get ready for shorter, more consistent episodes packed with stories, insights and a call to action that will have you thinking and sharing. Don't miss the return of this authentic, raw podcast!"

Sunday Sep 26, 2021
Don‘t Feed The Animals #54 Exxxotica Miami 2021
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
This episode is a recap of the events that happened at Exxxotica Miami 2021. Join DJ Daffy and James as they experience the adult world and meet famous celebrities' in of all shapes and sizes. We also start a new segment where James finds his old deadjournal entries that date back almost 20 years. So sit back, grab some lotion, dim the lights and enjoy!
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